The vending machine, What will you get?

Insert something (ie a nickel, a remote controller) into the vending machine and the next poster will decide what you get. Like this:

Me: *Inserts a pack of paper*
You: You got a dollar *inserts a bunny*
Me: You got a skunk *inserts a teddy bear*
You: You got a Chicken egg *inserts a pizza
Me: Gets a stale pizza slice *inserts a cat*
etc.

*inserts a cat*

Gets a mouse
*inserts a piece of hair*

Gets a wig made out of hay
*inserts a computer*

Gets a piece of broken glass

*inserts a thousand dollars*

Gets one cent

Inserts a slice of gateau (that is cake in francais)

Gets a maggot (sorry I'm being nasty )

Inserts a greeting card

You got a roll of used paper towl
inserts a cent

Gets a cats hairball

*inserts a recycling bin*